Sunday, December 19, 2010

Water And Antifreeze Ratio

Reiki: gun lethal? Those who scream

am a person who does not believe in the effectiveness of certain things. For example, Reiki. I have a few friends who practice it and I have explained how it's all about, but the truth is that although I say that it works, I've never believed a single word. I respect a lot and I know they are doing well, so I think it's great practice, but the truth is I do not ... in order.

over a year ago I was having dinner with Be, I-Boy, Girl and Street Miss X, who was sitting next to me. She practices reiki and at that time was doing a level course reiki Nosecuantos (I've heard that have levels, depending on how you handle power: contact, distance, symbols ... or so I understood . Sorry for the inaccuracies that can drop a profane on the subject.) Total, Miss X was doing the level of symbols. Suddenly, I noticed that Miss X had remained silent, which had closed my eyes and I was doing some cartoons in the leg with his finger

- What are you doing, baby? - I was blown away, watching my friend in trance.

- Nothing, I'm doing reiki - Miss X said in her sweet voice.

- juas, hahaha! WHAT?

- Yes, reiki, I'm aligning the chakras.

- Ah. - and there it was the thing.


dined quietly went home to sleep so perfect ... The next day I got really bad. I could not help thinking of Miss X and reiki and I phoned:

- Hello?

- TÍIIIAAA, WHAT I'VE DONE? I'm fatal, tucked in bed with diarrhea, vomiting, a tad of fever! What I've hechooooo? "Reiki or witchcraft?


- Ah, well - a voice told me tranquilísima - is normal. The first time you do reiki, chakras if you have the line, and a blockade because it is normal to go ... you know, there is "clean." Are normal vomiting and diarrhea. But quiet, you have no blockage, then it will happen. But hey, maybe not the reiki, but something that has gone bad, or a virus.

Then I spent a day sick and "unlocked." Surely it was a virus, but you will understand my reaction when, in the absence of one week for tests the opposition was having dinner with Be and Be Miss X and offered:

- You are very nervous and very tense. Do you want to do reiki? Really good and relaxing that ...

- NOOOOOOOO! Do not even think!

Because yes, I'm convinced it's a virus.


But just in case.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Topless Women On A Tractor



comic shop! Pasdar Wednesday The briefing took place and has created an exclusive blog for the project. If you are interested visit:

http://comicsenfcom.blogspot.com/

There are all data on the date to be held.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Are Subway Breads Halal

Talk Comic workshop-debate on the current situation of the Sahara

Platform walls of silence and the power of Communication organized a lecture-discussion on the situation Current Western Sahara will take place next
J
ueves December 16 the classroom 3.2 Communication faculty.
It will be attended by the Polisario Front delegate in Andalusia and Isabel Terrace and Antonio Velázquez , activists were able to report that despite the blackout because they were within the Occupied Territories Sahara West during the attack by the Government of Morocco.

Platform University Walls of silence is an initiative of a group of students from the University of Seville is a response to the demobilization of the university community and society in general about the situation of violence, injustice and oppression many people live in the world. Its aim is to raise awareness through advocacy and information to university students and citizens to promote actions to support the people and identify and denounce the perpetrators.


Thursday, December 9, 2010

Parts Of A Ship Diagram Labeled



... continued yelling. At first I did not understand anything, everything seemed so absurd ... I held the shower as I could, still shouting.

Why do you cry? Why employ me the aggressive tone? just have not crossed any words before and now I cry. I do not understand. What do you want? "Chicken out, catch me off balance, endorse something that is not for me? I know that you attack me because I am the weakest link, because I look younger, more inexperienced and looking for Pring. You think I'm weak? And shit, weak. You'll see. I'm very quiet, I know I've done things well. But you still screaming. I do not think putting your height. Surely after all this worry me, leave me a little confused. You know, the usual "And why me?". But quiet, I miss that right away. And I find out after failing I have been the first nor the last, which scream like that. Perhaps, yes, blame me for not having better reaction. Instead of staying here, as I think listening to all this, maybe I should leave you there, with your word in the mouth. But I have too much education, just that you will need. I'll get an angry, I will. Because I understand that this is a tactic like any other: what do you get? What gaffe want to hide? I do not mind. But leave me alone.

One more thing: I know what the world is. I know there are people who are undaunted with your screaming. Sure sometimes you get so your goal: temporarily leave quiet people like me. And worst, people will give in to your blackmail prefer to give you what you want, but know that it is unjust, so as not to have to face you and hold your little scenes. That's the part that really bothers me. Do not you yell at me.

Well, goodbye. And, please, shut up.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Foot Turn In When I Walk

Be Small exemplary punishment of Hell

(For Walita, lecturer, colleague and muse)
This bridge work three days but I have a fridge full of my mother's Tupperware (lentils, stew, soup, chicken stew eggplant, potato salad and a delicious Bolognese sauce), so the balance of happiness comes positive. It is the perfect time to explain why Mil Mi Madre Mola : is retaliating.

Now I'm the blogger who writes (most recently, little), the journalist who makes his living with words (and numbers), this woman who speaks for the elbows (which I tell my bills Movistar) ... but for many years (over 30!) I was a girl as tocapelotas.

subordinated With half-year and according to My Mother, and with two instead of "for" said "stop." And all that language ability used it for evil.

I had two years and my mother 25, and we drove home in a taxi after spending a few hours with my grandparents and my aunt AG. I have never been on QAD: AG works in fashion and loves children only deaf, paraplegic or resident in a third world country ... and that day had said something that left me intrigued.

PequeñaBe: Mami ...
MMMM: ... and everybody called her Little Red Riding Hood. One day ...
PequeñaBe: Mom ...
MMMM: ... his mother asked him to carry a cake and a jar of honey to her grandmother who lived across the woods and was sick ...
PequeñaBe: Hey Mom ...
MMMM: ... and said he did not linger on the way and not to talk to strangers because the wolf ...
PequeñaBe: MOM!
MMMM: ... the wolf ... Tell me, daughter.
PequeñaBe: Mom, is it true that all taxi drivers are some sausages?
MMMM: ... the wolf ...
Mr. Driver: Do not worry, madam, we are accustomed.
MMMM: ... so Little Red Riding Hood picked up the basket and set off ...

all this with perfect diction, because the little girl was repellent lisped I never, had problems with the r, or tangle with the big words like "situation" that certainly he learned before the names of the planets.

Now I displayed a prodigious memory of a fish, but by then I did not forget anything. Such as a day that I accompanied my mother to the store. Had been silent all the time and when we got to the counter to pay, I got to talking.

PequeñaBe: Mami ...
MMMM: now buy these things as we go home ...
PequeñaBe: Mom ...
MMMM: ... and prepare a picnic dinner with chocolate milk, bread and butter, omelets ...
PequeñaBe: Hey, Mom ...

MMMM: ... ham with tomato, yogurt with honey, orange juice ...
PequeñaBe: Mom!
MMMM: ... cheese holes ... Tell me, daughter.
PequeñaBe: Mom, why come to this store, if the grandmother said the other day that they were thieves who had charged for a butter centitantas pesetas?
MMMM: ...
PequeñaBe: Why, eh, Mom? Why?
MeriLein
And then born, and later, Ro. We had just returned to Madrid after a year and a half in Malaga, and My Mother was not clear how the school calendar was in the Capital, so I ordered me to know when the day began intensive. PequeñaBeDelInfierno was 5.

PequeñaBe: Mami, on Monday and no I have to go to school in the afternoon.
MMMM: What awful! That is a month earlier than in Manchester!

And I spent a month without going to school in the afternoon, passing in the park with my sisters. And getting a supernatural ball Sister Mary Teresa, who must have thought my mother was an unnatural mother and did not take long to lose custody of the three. So in the end of year party ...

SOR MARÍA TERESA: How about girls?
MMMM: right, and the small is very good, we are lucky.
SOR MARÍA TERESA: Yes, I said Be that this month has been coming to afternoon class because I had to help care for her sister . (*)
MMMM: How?

And these are just three examples from my lovely way to be ... My Mother has been making me pay ever since!

(*) Well, at that moment I felt super good idea.